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How to get a man

Get a pot
Put water in it
Let boil
Put in carrots, potatoes, onions, meat
Let cook for two hours
Open door
Feed man
Watch football with man
Laugh at his lame jokes
Don't complain
Give him sensual touches
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Posted: Sep 2012
About this poem:
Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.

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Redex
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing the price is too highgrin
LadyMorgana60
rolling on the floor laughing laugh Thanks for the chuckle & reminding me why I'm not shopping...so funny ..cheers hug
morgen90210
Your 2 cents is worth a fortune bro ! peace heart wings
mcradloff
Redex, thanks for the comment. Nothing good comes cheap.teddybear rolling on the floor laughing
mcradloff
LadyMorgana60, thanks for the comment. Glad you found it funny.rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
mcradloff
morgen90210, thanks for the comment. I think you're right, it is some priceless advice.cheers rolling on the floor laughing
adjhe
Mcradloff i do not think this will work as i am a veryyyyy independent working women set in my ways. I might compromise at moments in the day but never in this way. Do not like sports, do not laugh when it is not worth it. I am still looking for that soul mate bujt this is not a tool i will use for that.doh doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh yawn yawn doh doh
Odette67
Get a pot
Put water in it
Let boil
Put in carrots, potatoes, onions, meat
Let cook for two hours
Open door
Feed man
Watch football with man
Laugh at his lame jokes
Don't complain
Give him sensual touches
repeat tomarrow

Love it hehehe laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing purple heart
hedistuff
Wait a minute...those are all the things I love. Oh, I see. It must also double as a way to keep a man. But...you forgot the relish.
Poetnumber1
Nice one Mcradloff,you gave me a few chuckles with this onelaugh wine
Macduff5
Hi Mcrad,

Now that recipe can't be too hard to follow can it? grin beer
orientalkoru
Get a pot
Put water in it
Let boil
Put in carrots, potatoes, onions, meat
Let cook for two hours
Open door
Feed man


Simple...and let's be honest...most women actually love doing this so I'd like to think this isn't the issue here... nor in the lines below, in fact tomorrow can at times feel a bit too long to wait for...
Give him sensual touches
repeat tomarrow

Now the following line I think is where the problem lies...
"Watch football with man
Laugh at his lame jokes
Don't complain"


If this was what women were meant to be or to do...we would not have been given our own brains to choose what game we want to watch or jokes to laugh at or things to complain about! It's a small information gap that men and women can easily solve if both are willing to compromise...

mcradloff....sorry my friend got carried away...but only because I love it and really enjoyed reading it. There's a lot of truth in it. thumbs up
Ladybee42
laugh laugh
It's funny because it's true!

purple heart purple heart
mcradloff
adjhe, thanks for the comment. I hope you find your man, I wrote this on the fly in about two minutes, glad it got the response it did.teddybear
mcradloff
Odette67, glad you loved it, thanks for the comment.teddybear
mcradloff
hedistuff, thanks for your comment, relish is good too.rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
mcradloff
Poetnumber1, thanks for the comment, glad it made you laugh.rolling on the floor laughing cheers
mcradloff
Macduff5, thanks for your comment, it is an easy recipe for success.rolling on the floor laughing cheers
mcradloff
orientalkoru, thanks for the thoughtful comments, glad you liked it. When I wrote this I was trying to funny and honest at the same time, but I do really love home cooking.teddybear burger
mcradloff
Ladybee42, thanks for the comment, I did write it in two minutes, so it was pretty honest.rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
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