In a country up north called New Foundland In a village not far from the sea lives a man and his wife in a cabin where they came out from Scotland to be the mans in the den with his paper when his wife goes n' lets out a scream! she shouts "JOHNNY COME QUICKLY I'M FEELING QUITE SICKLY, THE STOOL LEG IS LOOSE AND I JUST SAW A MOOSE" now john was enjoying his paper and didn't want to be off on a caper so he shouted out loud to his wife "IT HARDLY ENDANGERS YOUR LIFE, and besides I don't need the strife" as he carries on reading his wife goes on pleading for him to "COME BRING A KNIFE" he shouts, "OH FOR GOODESS SAKE STOP ALL THE FUSS,YOU'D THINK IT WAS BIG LIKE A BUS, JUST KILL IT AND GIVE IT TO PUSS'" his wife shouts "NO YOUR'E MISTAKEN, THE REASON I'M SHOUTIN N' SHAKIN, IS NOT FOR A TINY WE 'MOOSE' BUT A MOOSE THAT IS LOOSE IN THE HOOSE.
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Posted: Sep 2012
About this poem:
must only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.
Comments (7)
Kathy
Nice jarpati ...