gonny no' do tha' tae rabby

In a country up north called New Foundland
In a village not far from the sea
lives a man and his wife in a cabin
where they came out from Scotland to be
the mans in the den with his paper
when his wife goes n' lets out a scream!
she shouts
"JOHNNY COME QUICKLY I'M FEELING QUITE SICKLY,
THE STOOL LEG IS LOOSE AND I JUST SAW A MOOSE"
now john was enjoying his paper and didn't want to be off on a caper
so he shouted out loud to his wife
"IT HARDLY ENDANGERS YOUR LIFE, and besides I don't need the strife"
as he carries on reading his wife goes on pleading for him to
"COME BRING A KNIFE" he shouts,
"OH FOR GOODESS SAKE STOP ALL THE FUSS,YOU'D THINK IT WAS BIG LIKE A BUS, JUST KILL IT AND GIVE IT TO PUSS'"
his wife shouts
"NO YOUR'E MISTAKEN, THE REASON I'M SHOUTIN N' SHAKIN, IS NOT FOR A TINY WE 'MOOSE' BUT A MOOSE THAT IS LOOSE IN THE HOOSE.
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Posted: Sep 2012
About this poem:
must only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.

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Comments (7)

niah9
what next Charlie...do you have Scot is you I wonder.....doh
Kathy
charliejapartee
nae bampot sceemie glasge ned here hendrinking
morgen90210
Oh my! So it's a mouse loose in the house? Well rhymes in english too !
Nice jarpati ...heart wings
charliejapartee
aye there's no flies on you morgan
charliejapartee
oops sorry morgen no it is a moose it's a play on the scotty accent where mouse is pronounced moose but what happens when the word is already taken
morgen90210
That is very funny ...more so if we hear it ! Thanks peace
Bluefish22
Hahaha! applause
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