This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rent

Not this year Dad!
I've figured you out
I'm going to grannies
house fast!
Too sort out my candy
before I come home
At least that why
some of the good stuff
might last!

For years you've been raidin'
the bag that I tote
and leavin' me nothin' but fruit
So this year I loaded my
bag with big rat traps
I'm ready to laugh
when you pillage my loot!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Oct 2012
About this poem:
Go on! Tell me you never raid Juniors
Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !!
He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there.
But come mornin' when you let him check out his treasures
THEY'RE ALL GONE !!!

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Poetnumber1
You're funnygrin ,cool poemcheers
snowytop
rolling on the floor laughing Hee Hee !I'm happy if it brought a smile Poetnumber1! rolling on the floor laughing
mcradloff
Jimmy Kimmel has a funny youtube video on parents telling their kids they ate all their candy. I would save the mini lifesaver rolls for last, now I can't find them, so I'm going to give out the individually wrapped ones plus reese's peanut butter cups.cats meow jackolantern
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