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The Story of the Three Little Moles

Three moles sat down to breakfast
in their mole hole in the ground.
Maw ladled out their portions
and then passed each bowl around.
Paw tasted his and then exclaimed,
" This stuff is to darn hot!
You tryin' ta burn my tonsils out?
Pour it back into the pot!"

Then off they went to take a walk
to let the porridge cool.
They found a dead end tunnel...
didn't go there as a rule.
Up to the surface they would dig
to see where it came out.
Up through a cabin floor Paw popped
and he began to shout!

" I smell pancakes cookin !"
as he sniffed the fragrant air.
Maw crawled right up beside him
to smell the scrumptious fare.
" I smell bacon cookin!"
Maw announced with pure delight,
" I haven't tasted bacon
since before our wedding night!"

Poor Baby mole was wiggling,
tried to surface to partake.
To no avail he struggled,
Couldn't pass for goodness sake.
He hollered from the hole below,
steamed up his horn-rimmed glasses,
" Would you two kindly move ahead,
all I smell is molasses!"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Oct 2012
About this poem:
Inspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !

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Comments (6)

Ladybee42
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Took me a couple of seconds but class Snowytop pure class!

thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
windyweatherly
Thank you so much for this hilarious contribution my dear Bob. lol ha ha ha....cheering banana rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I second Lady Bs comment. Keep them coming will you???

Thanks

Windyteddybear
orientalkoru
Lol! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ha ha! What a crack up; I just loved that punch line! Thank you for the laugh! yay rolling on the floor laughing
Redex
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing another gemrolling on the floor laughing
gnj4u
Hi, snowytop,
I love the way you have coupled the "MOLASSAS" joke and the "Three Little Pigs" story and merged them into this poetic write. Very clever.
snowytop
cheering
I'm still here !! Whoohoo !
My deepest appreciation to you all for your kind comments.
My heart attacked me again, #6 , but the Good Lord has been kind enough to give me another kickstart.
You have inspired this old warhorse with your laughter.
Thank you all !! dancing Just another little bump in the road.
Hee Hee !!
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