Three moles sat down to breakfast in their mole hole in the ground. Maw ladled out their portions and then passed each bowl around. Paw tasted his and then exclaimed, " This stuff is to darn hot! You tryin' ta burn my tonsils out? Pour it back into the pot!"
Then off they went to take a walk to let the porridge cool. They found a dead end tunnel... didn't go there as a rule. Up to the surface they would dig to see where it came out. Up through a cabin floor Paw popped and he began to shout!
" I smell pancakes cookin !" as he sniffed the fragrant air. Maw crawled right up beside him to smell the scrumptious fare. " I smell bacon cookin!" Maw announced with pure delight, " I haven't tasted bacon since before our wedding night!"
Poor Baby mole was wiggling, tried to surface to partake. To no avail he struggled, Couldn't pass for goodness sake. He hollered from the hole below, steamed up his horn-rimmed glasses, " Would you two kindly move ahead, all I smell is molasses!"
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Posted: Oct 2012
About this poem:
Inspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !
Hi, snowytop, I love the way you have coupled the "MOLASSAS" joke and the "Three Little Pigs" story and merged them into this poetic write. Very clever.
snowytopOPargyle, Manitoba CanadaNov 13, 2012
I'm still here !! Whoohoo ! My deepest appreciation to you all for your kind comments. My heart attacked me again, #6 , but the Good Lord has been kind enough to give me another kickstart. You have inspired this old warhorse with your laughter. Thank you all !! Just another little bump in the road. Hee Hee !!
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Took me a couple of seconds but class Snowytop pure class!
I second Lady Bs comment. Keep them coming will you???
Thanks
Windy
I love the way you have coupled the "MOLASSAS" joke and the "Three Little Pigs" story and merged them into this poetic write. Very clever.
I'm still here !! Whoohoo !
My deepest appreciation to you all for your kind comments.
My heart attacked me again, #6 , but the Good Lord has been kind enough to give me another kickstart.
You have inspired this old warhorse with your laughter.
Thank you all !! Just another little bump in the road.
Hee Hee !!