Limerick Jack Spratt

Jack Spratt was terribly fat
His wife was more obese than that,
They had a fight
Most every night
As to who got the food for the cat.
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Posted: Oct 2012

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mcradloff
A movie I just watched was District 9. In it they have aliens that are living in poverty and are fed cat food. Here in Wisconsin there is no shortage of fat people and people who are an m&m away from holy s%$#!!pizza burger drinking cats meow jackolantern jackolantern
Ladybee42
laugh A little more information about the Spratt family Studecar, I always wondered what else they got up to besides eating no fat and no lean. laugh

Nice Limerick sir

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studecar
McCradloff, thanks for reading, I am reminded of a movie a number of years ago staring a well known actress who had reached her prime and she was given the roll of a homeless old woman who survived on cat food. I think the roll was degrading to her.
studecar
Odette67
Jack Spratt was terribly fat
His wife was more obese than that,
They had a fight
Most every night
As to who got the food for the cat.


Nice one Studecar. laugh applause purple heart
Poetnumber1
Nice write studecar,poor cat have to sufferconversing wine
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