Tomorrow when the war began The soldiers started cheering Up stood the Queen, gave a speech While the goose made love with the gander
On the wall sat a great big egg He was round, fat and jolly Laughed so much it cracked him up Now his brain is all scrambled
Old King Merv Was a dirty old perv Watched porno all night And tugged with all his might
Jack was sluggish Jack was slow Jack got felled By a mighty blow
Mary, Mary you’re such a Fairy You put on a really good show Leather and lace and rouge painted face Our knickers on stage we throw
Young Suzie Wong Went to grab her bong To get herself really high But the bong was bare The neighbour had none to spare She cried, “what a poor girl am I.”
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