Hello, my name is Terrance the Turkey Can you do me a huge favor? Please don't have turkey this Thanksgiving I don't want to wake up Thanksgiving morning With my head cut off and stuffing shoved up my butt There are a lot of great alternatives Ham is a good choice For all you hunters out there Vension is a great choice Steak is always a winner with friends and family For all you vegetarians out there They make a fake turkey called tofurkey Made entirely out of soybeans and other nonmeat additives As far as pumpkin pie It does contain eggs I'm ok with that They're chicken eggs!
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Posted: Nov 2012
About this poem:
The Bob and Tom Show inspired this, they have a bit called Tom Turkey, Standup Comedian. One of his jokes, A wife walks into the kitchen and catches her husband engaged in a lacivious act with a dead turkey, the exhausted husband looks up and says, "How am I doing Honey?" The wife shakes her head and says, "No, no, no, I told you to pluck the bird!"
windyweatherlySan Francisco, California USANov 21, 2012
Well Mac I agree with you...I am a vegetarian myself by choice, and eating meat is once in a while treat like NEW YORK STEAK..but in down under they don't call it but boy Wagyu is the best meat I have ever had which is not served here in our country either..My love took me to Outback in Townsville and hmmmmnn it comes with the sensational garlic sauce and I'm craving right now as I'm writing this... Happy Thanksgiving anyways, sans the bird...
Hi, mcradloff, I will try to put these images out of my head tomorrow and enjoy my Thanksgiving Day - even if Terrance doesn't get to enjoy his! Happy Thanksgiving!
Turkey you gotta ask yourself do you feel lucky? Well do ya Turkey?
(Have a good Thanksgiving Mcradloff)
Macduff5Newcastle, New South Wales AustraliaNov 22, 2012
Hi Mcrad,
We don't have Thanksgiving here but I love your take on it. There are bush turkeys here and they are pains in the butt if your having a picnic. I'm sure they must be an introduced species.
Macduff5, thanks for the comment. I have heard of rabbits and mice and even kangaroos being a nuisance, but bush turkeys is new to me. I have had wild turkey, it was tough so we smoked them to tender them up. The best way is deep-fat fried, but this year we had it oven cooked.
Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoDec 18, 2012
Is this turkey for real Thanks for the smiles in an otherwise depressing....love it.
Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoDec 18, 2012
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I will try to put these images out of my head tomorrow and enjoy my Thanksgiving Day - even if Terrance doesn't get to enjoy his! Happy Thanksgiving!
(Have a good Thanksgiving Mcradloff)
We don't have Thanksgiving here but I love your take on it. There are bush turkeys here and they are pains in the butt if your having a picnic. I'm sure they must be an introduced species.