You better watch out You better not cheat You better not pig out I'm telling you why Santa Scale is coming to town Santa Scale is coming to town Santa Scale is coming to town He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out whose fat or fit Santa Scale is coming to town Santa Scale is coming to town Santa Scale is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've eaten fruit or cake So you better be good for goodness sake
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Posted: Dec 2012
About this poem:
The New Year is approaching, and with it all the diets will start again. I saw diet ads during the Christmas season. How low can you get? Making people feel guilty during the holidays. Happy New Year Everybody!
Hi, mcradloff, Thanks for sharing yet another reason for young children to be afraid of Santa. Thankfully, I managed to indulge in eating (and enjoying) great food before reading this poem. Happy New Year! May the Santa Scale of happiness tip in your favor.
Poetnumber1St James, Port of Spain Trinidad and TobagoDec 31, 2012
gnj4u, thanks for the comment. I was afraid of Santa when I was little. I'm glad you enjoyed some good food. I still have some snowflake ritz left over to enjoy.
SundaySilence, thanks for the comment. Tried pizza twice this last week. Papa Murphy's has a pizza with canadian bacon and crumbled bacon on it(green olives added) called the bacon bacon bacon pizza. UNO's is a local favorite here. A deep dish pizza with the cheese on the bottom, then a tomatoe sauce and my usual sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, and green olives. It tastes better the next day.
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Thanks for sharing yet another reason for young children to be afraid of Santa. Thankfully, I managed to indulge in eating (and enjoying) great food before reading this poem. Happy New Year! May the Santa Scale of happiness tip in your favor.
Pizza in my belly = good good pizza Santa scales will have springs popping out all over!