Santa Scale is Coming to Town

You better watch out
You better not cheat
You better not pig out
I'm telling you why
Santa Scale is coming to town
Santa Scale is coming to town
Santa Scale is coming to town
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out whose fat or fit
Santa Scale is coming to town
Santa Scale is coming to town
Santa Scale is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've eaten fruit or cake
So you better be good for goodness sake
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Posted: Dec 2012
About this poem:
The New Year is approaching, and with it all the diets will start again. I saw diet ads during the Christmas season. How low can you get? Making people feel guilty during the holidays. Happy New Year Everybody!

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schawalski
i first imagined that this was about a t-rex travelling the world in disguise as santalaugh
gnj4u
Hi, mcradloff,
Thanks for sharing yet another reason for young children to be afraid of Santa. Thankfully, I managed to indulge in eating (and enjoying) great food before reading this poem. Happy New Year! May the Santa Scale of happiness tip in your favor.
Poetnumber1
I'm guilty with the fruit and cake partlaugh cheers
SundaySilence
I'm guilty of stealing pizza slices.
mcradloff
schawalski, thanks for the comment. A T-rex dressed up as Santa, that's an idea.rolling on the floor laughing santa
mcradloff
gnj4u, thanks for the comment. I was afraid of Santa when I was little. I'm glad you enjoyed some good food. I still have some snowflake ritz left over to enjoy.santa
mcradloff
SundaySilence, thanks for the comment. Tried pizza twice this last week. Papa Murphy's has a pizza with canadian bacon and crumbled bacon on it(green olives added) called the bacon bacon bacon pizza. UNO's is a local favorite here. A deep dish pizza with the cheese on the bottom, then a tomatoe sauce and my usual sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, and green olives. It tastes better the next day.pizza
Ladybee42
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Pizza in my belly = good good pizza pizza drinking Santa scales will have springs popping out all over! laugh



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spicysunrise
AWSOME POEM
Spartacus2012
Food for thought for sure..lol
mcradloff
Ladybee42, thanks for the comment. I had pizza today too.rolling on the floor laughing daydream pizza
mcradloff
spicysunrise, thanks for the comment. teddybear
mcradloff
Spartacus2012, thanks for the comment. Saw a bunch of people working out at the local gym, just like they do every Janurary.dancing elephant dancing dog dancingsanta
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