by mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin, USA
Jan 2013 578 Views 7 comments
Predictions for the Future
I soothsayer
Seer of all things
Will make my predictions for the future
1. A race of aliens will take over the earth and use us as an ingredient in a soup.
2. Dogs will learn to speak and become masters of their owners who will be forced to eat Dog Chow out of bowls while the dogs eat steak.
3. The population of the world will be kept in check by widespread cannibalism.
4. The Cubs will win the World Series and North Dakota will be the most visited tourist state.
5. An electric car will be made that will double as a golf cart.
6. A diet pill will be invented allowing anyone to eat all the food they want and stay skinny, but not too skinny.
7. There will be interstellar travel and all the moons of all the planets will be colonized.
8. Obama will destroy the US economy and China will take over, killing millions of Americans to make room for their expanding population.
9. Walmart and Subway will be the only businesses left and will be real mean to their employees.
10. The lifespan of man will be made 1,000 years as head transplants become available.
Seer of all things
Will make my predictions for the future
1. A race of aliens will take over the earth and use us as an ingredient in a soup.
2. Dogs will learn to speak and become masters of their owners who will be forced to eat Dog Chow out of bowls while the dogs eat steak.
3. The population of the world will be kept in check by widespread cannibalism.
4. The Cubs will win the World Series and North Dakota will be the most visited tourist state.
5. An electric car will be made that will double as a golf cart.
6. A diet pill will be invented allowing anyone to eat all the food they want and stay skinny, but not too skinny.
7. There will be interstellar travel and all the moons of all the planets will be colonized.
8. Obama will destroy the US economy and China will take over, killing millions of Americans to make room for their expanding population.
9. Walmart and Subway will be the only businesses left and will be real mean to their employees.
10. The lifespan of man will be made 1,000 years as head transplants become available.
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Posted: Jan 2013
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Just having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject is by Dana Carvey on SNL. You can find it on SNL Collection: The Best of Dana Carvey.Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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