Why are there only ten commandments? I think we need to add a lot more Here are a few and the list should always be ready for additions as they come up
Thou shall only have children if thou can afford them Thou shall pay thy workers a livable wage Thou shall not pick on others Thou shall only kill animals that aren't endangered Thou shall not go to money lending places like Check Into Cash Thou shall not come into a country unless it is done legally Thou shall not drink and drive Thou shall not use cell phones while driving Thou shall not stand on the street holding cardboard signs begging for money Thou shall not raise chickens, cows, or any animal in cramped conditions Thou shall not overfish Thous shall take pictures and leave only footprints when one visits nature Thou shall not be mean to thy children Thou shall not try to control their kids lives after they turn 18 Thou shall not be a sponge to thy friends or family Thou shall not give crappy food to food drives Thou shall be really nice to the elderly Thou shall feed birds and squirrels Thou shall visit thy parents Thou shall get plenty of exercise Thou shall get plenty of sleep Thou shall decorate thine house or apartment with lights at Halloween and Christmas
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Posted: Jan 2013
About this poem:
I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Thou shall try really hard not to kill anybody, unless they pray to a different invisible god than the one you pray to.
I was just about to log out and I saw this pop up - so glad I took a peep, you are so funny mcradloff, I love the last one regarding the lights for Christmas and Halloween.
JimEeeNew Haven, Connecticut USAJan 19, 2013
Mcradloff
And I thought we had only ten commandments because I have only ten toes!
Now what will I do, I can only count up to ten! Lol
Poetnumber1, thanks for the comment. I read my bible back around Christmas time. The story of Jesus birth and Leviticus, which has some interesting reading about proper relations.
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And I thought we had only ten commandments
because I have only ten toes!
Now what will I do, I can only
count up to ten!
Lol
Man! you're deep ... enjoyed
JimEee