so many diets i have tried, and i know i am not alone I only have to look at a cream cake,and put on half a stone diet drinks and low calorie drinks i find dont work for long but i use them to wash down king size burgers, perhaps thats where i am going wrong. and pre packed diet meals i buy are no good to me as such for where they shout "just half the fat" i will just eat twice as much i knoow that it is sinful, but i love my sausage bacon and egg so i will never lose the weight i need to lose, unless i lose a leg the body is seventy percent water, or so i have heard it said well no more crazy diets for me, just wring me out instead yes so far as being slim again,i will approach it from that angle can someone help me lose some weight ? and put me through a mangle
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Posted: Jan 2013
About this poem:
just a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!
Oh dear - did you notice the ad to the left of this is a diet ad with a deteriorating banana? I guess they use AI on steroids for the ads here. Diet is a way of life not just a banana or a beer, that's my motto anyhoo!
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