Eve: Adam, try some of this fruit. It's delicious!

Adam: No Eve! God told us not to!

Eve: Adam, come on, God's not even looking, he's creating another
galaxy or something.

Adam: I said no, and I mean no. Respect my authority!

Eve: Adam, if you don't eat it then I will be smarter than you, and
that will make you feel dumb, which right now is what you are
if you don't eat the apple. Think of our children,
grandchildren, great-grandchidren, and so on. They won't have
jobs because there will be no clothes to be made because you're
too stupid to realize that being naked is embarrassing. There
won't be any cars, computers, televisions, cell phones, toilets,
airplanes, and cheese in a spray can because you'd rather run
around naked in a garden!

Adam: Just give me the damn thing! Anything to shut you up!
Say you know I like apples from the tree, I like them Eve!
Now get me a fig leaf, I look ridiculous!