I desire a lady very mature,
Not flashy, but rather demure.
She should dress with reasonable taste,
And be concerned about her weight.
I'd like her hair be neat and trim,
And have graces deep within.
Kind and gentle should be her traits,
Be on time - and never late.
She'd cook a meal for any king,
The savory is great for everything.
Now girls,don't rush to pound my door,
I know you want to learn some more,
You're so eager with my commands,
Without a doubt you'll love my plans,
You'll be so happy when you find -
I'm completely out of my mind.