News Stories I Wish Would Have Happened

by mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin, USA

Mar 2013 555 Views 8 comments

News Stories I Wish Would Have Happened

Bigfoot discovered
Now selling cookbook
Eat Without Meat

National Debt paid off
Future is good for all of our children

Aliens land and offer trips to distant planets
They share their technology and cheap energy source

Man lands on Mars
Discovers friendly alien life

Cubs win the World Series
Crime in Chicago plummets

Cure found for Cancer
Doctor who discovers cure gives it away for free

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un visited by three ghosts
Becomes a real nice guy

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Posted: Mar 2013

About this poem:

I used to get a magazine called Weekly World News. They stopped publishing it quite a few years ago. It was filled with fantastic stories that were basically made up fantasy, but it was fun to read.

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Comments (8)

beautifulyouNew York, USAMar 13, 2013

This is good mcradloff, and uplifting,
some of these things just may happen

Although, I'm not sure about Bigfoot but, hey, we never know :)

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 13, 2013

beautifulyou, thanks for your comment. I hope some do come true and Bigfoot too.

darkhorse555donegal, Donegal IrelandMar 13, 2013

a good moment of madness have them myself some times

rapturecapturekerry, Kerry IrelandMar 13, 2013

Hi mcradloff

Enjoyed your lovely news stories
It would be nice if one or two came true!
Bigfoot

Thanks for sharing

smmerwindSan Francisco, California USAMar 13, 2013

Mc let's imagine this is reality

A vacation worth livintag

Thanks asAlways

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 13, 2013

darkhorse555, thanks for the comment. Glad you enjoyed a leap outside the normal.

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAMar 13, 2013

rapturecapture, thanks for your comment. When I was little I thought Bigfoot lived in my neighborhood and wasn't a vegetarian. Now I know he lives somewhere out west, either by Yellowstone National Park or in Washington.