I Dont Wanna Go

by mcradloffPlatteville, Wisconsin, USA

Apr 2013 620 Views 10 comments

I Don't Wanna Go

Hey Mr. Doctor
I don't wanna go
Please Mr. Doctor
I don't wanna go
I just about passed out from that blood test
Not you are gonna make me confess
To all the crap and pop I consumed
Cause I don't want to end up in a tomb
Please Mr. Doctor
I don't wanna go
Help me Mr. Doctor
I don't wanna go
Cause you're gonna put on that glove
Then you're gonna shove
Where you're touching me I don't permit
Cause I don't want to be a puppet like Kermit
Please Mr. Doctor
I don't wanna go
Please Mr. Doctor
I don't wanna go
What's a good replacement for pizza?
What's a good replacement for Doritos?
I know
Donuts and fried chicken!
Donuts and fried chicken!
Wait a minute...
That ain't it

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Posted: Apr 2013

About this poem:

A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.

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Comments (10)

rapturecapturekerry, Kerry IrelandApr 3, 2013

Hi mcradloff

I wish I was your doctor I really do
A wonderful funny take on the the dreaded visit.
I'm thinking everything's gonna be fine judging by your up-beat humor... great poem
Thanks for sharing as always

Good Luck xxx

watersandthewildCoast, Donegal IrelandApr 3, 2013

Look after that
BP Mac.
Stay well.
Ru

SUMMIT09DALLAS, Texas USAApr 4, 2013

I HOPE YOU HAVE THAT UNDER CONTROL, GOOD LUCK ON THE NEW JOB.

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAApr 4, 2013

rapturecapture, thanks for the comment and the support.

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAApr 4, 2013

watersandthewild, thanks for the comment and the support.

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAApr 4, 2013

SUMMIT09, thanks for your comment and the support.

shadow1950taunton, Somerset, England UKApr 4, 2013

hey Mcradoff I love your doc take lol very humorous and still a fine pen enjoyed ty

mcradloffOPPlatteville, Wisconsin USAApr 4, 2013

shadow1950, thanks for your comment, glad you enjoyed it. I did ok on my blood test, so I just relieved it's over with.

trurorobAlicante, Valencia SpainApr 4, 2013

Funny one, glad it all went okay.
Rob

Odette67Penrith, Cumbria, England UKApr 4, 2013

A funny poem Mac about a serious subject... Pleased you are okay... Would not be the same here in PC without your humour. Here is a great big for you,

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