its like being born in a whole new world magical a womans thoughts like a mans no one will ever know from minute to minute they shif one way then they shift to the other trying to work out a woman would hurt your mind its like trying to work out yourself no one knows one minute going on to another not even einsteine you have to live it to be part of it once thought memory passed you never truely know yourself never mind a woman sometimes i wish that i did really,really know a woman mans mountain to climb the back bone of every good man a good woman
no one knows one minute going on to another not even einsteine That made me laugh! Because I read where Einstein couldn't even count the coins he had in his pocket. I enjoyed this so much, Liam. Thanks for sharing it.
rob truley lovely comment headaches my god ive had my share thank you
steve1223adelaide, South Australia AustraliaApr 22, 2013
reminds me of the old joke
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
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good man
a good woman
They do say... Behind every good man... is a good woman. Nice write.
...its like trying to work out yourself ...with neither being easy. Thanks for sharing.
going on to another
not even einsteine
That made me laugh! Because I read where Einstein couldn't even count the coins he had in his pocket. I enjoyed this so much, Liam. Thanks for sharing it.
good man
a good woman
You're sure right about that,well crafted.
Rob
Nice write
As a Woman it beats the heck out of me?...
Really enjoyed reading your lovely poem
Thank you for sharing
You don't need to know a woman,
You just need to love her
She will let you inside her mind when you least expect it
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
soul.
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