Things Heard At Work

Bull@#$%!!
Didn't Al tell you how to do that?
If you come back late from break I'm writing you up
You won't get hired on here if you don't eat Johnson's brats.
I don't need the exercise, so enough with the burning holes.
Why did you do that?
We'll come to you either way if you are or are not hired on
Why did you take so long to clean those windows?
I want to know who was the one that knocked my files all over!
They said no cheese! Go in the back and clean up!
I can hear those kids all the way in my office!
I'm telling the principal on you!
Did you steal my scanner?
If you don't start picking 9 lines an hour you'll be fired!
Moon lost a finger.
Do you like your job?
We need more pans!
Does anyone have any questions?
Work safe and don't get run over.
You're not allowed to stand around, stay busy!
I got goosed with a metal rod, what should I do?
Do you take a shower every day?
Did you use the n word?
Are you consistent with discipline?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Jul 2013
About this poem:
Just some of the many things I have heard people say to me at different jobs I have had. From detassling corn, Hardee's cook, panwasher, teacher, cheese maker, freezer shipper, and my last job of muffler making. Needless to say, it's been painful!

Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.

Post Comment

Comments (5)

Poetnumber1
I think maybe you need a change in jobs.Well my job back here is far from what you've described here.Enjoyed the read Mcrad.cheers
kidmenot
I have heard most of those in my working days but you got some I never got lol have a good one my friend
mcradloff
Poetnumber1, thanks for your comment. I'm glad you have a better job. I am thankful to be off at 3PM at least.applause
mcradloff
kidmenot, thanks for your comment. You never know what you'll hear at work, most of it I'd rather not hear. You have a good one as well.teddybear
mcradloff
darkhorse555, thanks for the comment. I do miss the chesse that I got from the Brie and Feta cheese plant, and the Peru guy who I worked with, but that is it. Kind of like my job at Hardee's, miss the hot women and the sausage and homemade biscuits.doh cheers
Post Comment - Let others know what you think about this Poem
Report Abuse for this page, if inappropiate
We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here