Bull@#$%!! Didn't Al tell you how to do that? If you come back late from break I'm writing you up You won't get hired on here if you don't eat Johnson's brats. I don't need the exercise, so enough with the burning holes. Why did you do that? We'll come to you either way if you are or are not hired on Why did you take so long to clean those windows? I want to know who was the one that knocked my files all over! They said no cheese! Go in the back and clean up! I can hear those kids all the way in my office! I'm telling the principal on you! Did you steal my scanner? If you don't start picking 9 lines an hour you'll be fired! Moon lost a finger. Do you like your job? We need more pans! Does anyone have any questions? Work safe and don't get run over. You're not allowed to stand around, stay busy! I got goosed with a metal rod, what should I do? Do you take a shower every day? Did you use the n word? Are you consistent with discipline?
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Posted: Jul 2013
About this poem:
Just some of the many things I have heard people say to me at different jobs I have had. From detassling corn, Hardee's cook, panwasher, teacher, cheese maker, freezer shipper, and my last job of muffler making. Needless to say, it's been painful!
darkhorse555, thanks for the comment. I do miss the chesse that I got from the Brie and Feta cheese plant, and the Peru guy who I worked with, but that is it. Kind of like my job at Hardee's, miss the hot women and the sausage and homemade biscuits.
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