Ladies gather round!,
What an offer I have for you!,
One fairly good dude,
Rarely abused and barely used,
Cleans up well
Just a little dirty,
Lookin like fifty,
but only past thirty,
Had a rough life but
there's some use left,
Not an exercise buff so
let me catch my breath,
A lot of loud music
left me slightly deaf,
And the sniffer don't work
so I've no sense of smell,
But like a old hound dog
loyal as hell,
A handy Jack of all trades
master of nil,
But whatever I do I do it very well
Cooks , cleans, even takes out garbage,
Who's in the market for a really good bargain?