I just graduated from law school
when I decided to take a year off.
Hitching down the highway when I
heard the rumble of a big rig rolling
down the road.

I was wearing hot pants and my skimpy
top that shows off my assets. I
turned around to give the full effect.
Now I don't want to sound like I am
boasting but I know that I look hot.

I've had many a man go weak at the
knees. It certainly worked as I heard
the air brakes come on and the rig
shuddered to a halt next to me.
Quickly I climbed into the cab.

There, beneath the trucker's hat was
the unexpected. I was expecting to
see a big burly trucker with a beer
belly not an adorable looking woman.
She was all of five foot two.

She was packaged rather nicely. My
guess was that she was about thirty.
Now I'll be quite honest, I don't
mind going both ways, so this was
going to be an interesting ride.