Billy the Finn
sure had a grin
he'd flash it often and wide
always he'd flirt
with dems' in a skirt
in search of what 'dey gots' to hide
rarely successful
most more than regretful
but there's no stopping him now
for he'd had him a nip
of human kindness he sipped
and now he wants the whole cow

well, he bought that cow
though look at him now
he's spending his nights on the couch
doesn't know what he said
doesn't know what he did
but he knows that he's married a grouch
unsure of what changed her
she's become a stranger
no smile on her face anymore
so he'll take a night off
from his usual strip clubs
and take her back to that store