Santa Santa

Santa Santa
Slip a Packer's jacket under the tree for me
Been an aweful good boy
Santa Santa
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Santa
A 2014 corvette too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you Santa
Santa Santa
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the gals I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll check off my Christmas list
Santa Santa
I want a jet ski
For me
Been an angel all year
Santa Santa
So hurry down the chimney tonight
So hurry
Tonight
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Posted: Nov 2013
About this poem:
A parody of Eartha Kitt's Santa Baby. I'm sure there lots of other things I would add to the list, like a house and millions of dollars so I could retire in luxury.

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moongirl1
The 2014 Corvette was on my list. Santa is giving that to me because I have been a GOOD, Good, really Good girl

grin
mcradloff
moongirl1, thanks for your comment. Good girls deserve good cars.teddybear motorcycle chicken santa waving
fjamesj9701
Just take me to the the workshop, everything is magical in Santa Land… Good stuff as usual…Jessesanta
beautifulyou
santa waving hi mcradloff; I've got your list and I'm off and running... reindeer santa waving
bungallow55
mcradloff,

didn't you read the news? Santa was arrested in Ky, he got stucked in someone's chimney...the charge, coming to earlychristmas sad
mcradloff
beautifulyou, thanks for your comment. I hope you really do get me my dream come true.teddybear santa waving
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