Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
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Posted: Nov 2013

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Comments (5)

JEANIEMAC
OMG....
Marraige not for you, I see.
jazzy75
Hehehe...cute!cool
Girlygirl196349
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I LOVE IT!!! rolling on the floor laughing doh doh grin hug cheering angel
ANGEL_pulse
real_khan happy birthday party danceline cake bartender waiter beverage delivery buddies rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose teddybear lips
































































rolling on the floor laughing
fjamesj9701
Sounds like good times Khan…Cheerscheers
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