Unlucky Me

While gazing at the sky
A gnat flew in my eye
Causing me to wince in pain

Using the faucet spout
I tried to flush it out
So I could see clear again

When the gnat was dislodged
It came out very smudged
Like a soggy wet wheat grain

When next I watched the sky
A bird pooped in my eye
So I had to flush again

I must be unlucky
For what happened to me
Because it had me in pain

So when birds are on high
And there are gnats nearby
Caution I have to maintain

Humour Haiku

dog sniffing the grass
searching for the perfect spot
to have a poop
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Posted: Dec 2013
About this poem:
We have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as sharing, i.e., Humour Share.

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This is one humorous my friend.

SRbouquet bouquet bouquet
socrates, worry not!
there is a lucky thing for you -
elephants don't fly elephant
socrates44online today!
Thank you, beautifulyou, for your comment and advice.
What? Elephants don't fly? Haven't you heard of DUMBO? Just Kidding!
By the way, I love that Elephant Dance! I think it could start a dance craze. It certainly requires physical fitness and coordination. It's an excellent aerobic dance exercise. Maybe, it should be named beautifulyou elephant dance.
Have a lovely day!
beautifully penned got me smiling at the though angel
socrates44online today!
Thank you, dark horse, for your comment and your smile. Have a great day!
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