While gazing at the sky A gnat flew in my eye Causing me to wince in pain
Using the faucet spout I tried to flush it out So I could see clear again
When the gnat was dislodged It came out very smudged Like a soggy wet wheat grain
When next I watched the sky A bird pooped in my eye So I had to flush again
I must be unlucky For what happened to me Because it had me in pain
So when birds are on high And there are gnats nearby Caution I have to maintain
Humour Haiku
dog sniffing the grass searching for the perfect spot to have a poop
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Posted: Dec 2013
About this poem:
We have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as sharing, i.e., Humour Share.
socrates44OPSan Fernando, Trinidad and TobagoDec 22, 2013
Thank you, beautifulyou, for your comment and advice. What? Elephants don't fly? Haven't you heard of DUMBO? Just Kidding! By the way, I love that Elephant Dance! I think it could start a dance craze. It certainly requires physical fitness and coordination. It's an excellent aerobic dance exercise. Maybe, it should be named beautifulyou elephant dance. Have a lovely day!
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SR
there is a lucky thing for you -
elephants don't fly
What? Elephants don't fly? Haven't you heard of DUMBO? Just Kidding!
By the way, I love that Elephant Dance! I think it could start a dance craze. It certainly requires physical fitness and coordination. It's an excellent aerobic dance exercise. Maybe, it should be named beautifulyou elephant dance.
Have a lovely day!