Oh the hours I would while
With my vertical smile
The days would quickly pass
Oh the ladies would be swoonin
Well I would be just moonin
If I only had an a##
I would do a lot of sittin
My pants would be a fittin
I'd pass a lot of gas
To the folks I'd be relatin
All about my defecating
If I only had an a##
Oh I would run around
And do what most people do
I'd decorate my crack with ribbons too
What's the matter?
Don't you?
With my back facin a mirror
I'd scrutinize my rear
In my looking glass
There would be a lot of takers
When I shake my money maker
If I only had an a##