Dear Soul goddess,
In reply to your advertisement for restaurant staff,
I submit this C.V. for a worker and a half.
A more talented person you'll never find,
Diligent, practical, so straight and kind.
With excellent elocution to entertain your crowd,
Proper manners and rearing, yet to work not too proud.
What if your chef ever fails to turn in ?
You'll need someone to cook right there on a whim.
Your cleaner just might let you down next Friday,
How good would it be to have someone who's tidy ?
You specialise in fish so just in case,
You surely need a person that knows their plaice.
A fine multi-talented person it's true,
Full of heart & charisma and Wow! good looks too.
This is not about me, if that's what you're thinking,
Its on behalf of a lady to whom I am winking.
You'll not find her equal anywhere on the nett,
Please consider this C.V. for the Awesome Lady Odette !