”he # 2”

he shoulda been a lawyer
he used big words
he coulda been a writer
he knew about verbs
he mighta been a carpenter
didn’t like sore thumbs
he tried to think like Einstein
but was a little too dumb

he thought about the situation
figured it was wrong
he thought he had a solution
didn’t work for long
he wanted to be a rock star
like everybody does
he ended up with an air guitar
and a naval full of fuzz

he finally came to realize
it was just part of the test
he was what he was what he was
just different from the rest

he shoulda been a poet
he just didn’t know it