“i don’t know why”

dogs hogs pigs frogs
each make noises all their own
some can live together
some only live alone

the mailman is always late but it doesn’t matter
the dry cleaner doesn’t take you seriously
a flat tire on the freeway and you’ll call a tow
umbrellas are fragile & dangerous

keep the light on when you’re at the stairs
keep the light on as you approach the dark
dutch doors split as necessary
noah proved it with the ark

capitalism takes a lot of time
being poor does too
armadillos like to dodge the cars
sometimes they don’t make it through