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Kinky Pensioners

He’s finally fed up of her kink.
He thought she used to look pretty in pink,
But since she turned ninety two,
He’s bored, and wants a different view.

It’s been sixty five years
Since she engaged him in top gear.
Every Wednesday and Saturday night
He’s been doing it with the same sordid sight.

Now it’s finally starting to bore
He thinks about going to a whore.
She doesn’t realise what he’s thinking,
She still thinks it’s really kinky.

It used to turn him on, when it he saw.
Now it just makes his passions thaw.
He wants to go to bed to sleep.
She still wants to be Little Bo Peep.

She may be well over the hill,
Long since given up on the pill,
But she still thinks
That she looks pretty in pink.
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Posted: Feb 2010

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Comments (2)

trurorobonline today!
Bette Davis comes to mind in this!, get that Whatever Happened To Baby Jane feel, I enjoyed reading it and can picture the scene!.
rob
bigg77
laugh Thanks Rob. Glad you enjoyed it. It was actually Barbara Cartland I had in mind when I wrote this. The old woman dressed in pink, thinking she was writing "dirty" books!!
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