I dont want to...

I don't want to be that rich I am happy with what I got
I have got enough to get by on. although its not a lot
I don't want to be attractive to the opposite sex. I am past all that stuff now.
I don't need women to look at me, to smile and say wow!!
I don't want to be that brainy. clever or even quick,
why would I need all that? I am happy with being thick.
I don't need to be that funny, I ain't that sort of bloke,
I may tell em now and then, but I don't care if you miss the joke,
I don't want the body of a god. I am happy with what I see,
whats the point of a six pack when I have a barrel in front of me
I have the strength for all my needs,i don't need to be any stronger
but I do need to stop writing this, before my nose grows any longer
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Aug 2014
About this poem:
just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy

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mimzy333
lol my dad use to say the same thing, enjoyed reading
Girlygirl196349
Love the ending made me chuckle :laugh doh
mickypeeps
great thanks for your comments x
ImagineLove
Great Brit humour! banana
Pancake_
Awesome!

Love the ending nose thingie!







liar pointing NOSE!
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