I love to go to the woods at night
And howl at the moon
Chase small furry creatures round
And with my knife rip them apart
But I am quite normal

I love to shop at department stores
And wear ten pants at once
Then I slowly waddle out the door
And then run like hell
But I am quite normal

I love to drink at my local pub
Downing one beer after another
I get so full the room spins around
And the floor comes up to meet me
But I am quite normal

I love to ride my motor bike
I think I'm a big tough bikie
It's a Honda 90 step through
Red hot pink the colour painted
But I am quite normal

I'm normal and straight
And oh so very boring
The rest of you, there's something wrong
You must be weird and crazy
For I am quite normal