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Limericks

A lady who lived in her car,
Who I'd met up with once in a bar,
When she came back to town,
And was feeling quite down,
Came and made me feel just like a star.


There was a hot blonde from the South,
Did amazing things with her mouth,
Her kiss was a blast,
But what left them aghast,
Was she'd suck but she'c never spit out.

:D
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Posted: Mar 2010
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Just for fun

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Comments (3)

madtat29
I like your style brother,The C ountry RAP line was good too...
Some of my poems start out as songs or vice versa as well...
keep those tunes comin...drinking
jazzy75
lol....funny poem!applause laugh
jeddah12
laugh was this you falgrin a great poem and humor indeed,thanks for the gigglegrin cheers
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