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'Getting Married'

Before you get married
Have your eyes wide open
And when you get married
Have them half shut

Sow your wild oats before
You get married
Making sure you
Don't sprout shoots!

Always wear precaution
Whatever she might say
Oh! i'm on the pill today
Wear your condoms!

Because it may change
You're Life one day.
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Posted: Mar 2010
About this poem:
Never say Never

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I was really enjoying this til you made me go don a condom. It's like kissing your lover through a screen door. Jus' jokin'. Thanks for the poem.
it may change your life...but who knows "for better or worse"?
Thankyou all so much for your very funny condoms(I mean comments! i truely did mean to write comments)
In sickness and in Health.
For better or for worse.
I rather not thankyou.
Have a nice day.wave wave wave
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