A Lady With Low IQ

Once upon a time
In a far ancient country
There was a beautiful lady
But with low IQ

She traveled all the long way to a strange place.
What a wonderful place!

There were beautiful rivers flowing around green mountains
But also had bottomless abysm covered with flowers
There were fragrance flowers
But also had poisnous weeds around birds
There were nice birds singing sweet songs
But also had terrible yap from wild wolf

Surrounding with all the colourful amazing scene
And a lot unknow leaves flying around her
She couldn't find the direction
Especially when she lost her compass

She lost her dear compass
But besides the compass
She also lost her heart!

Oh, silly woman!

What she could only do is
Go back to her old place
With her low IQ brain!
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Posted: Mar 2010
About this poem:
just a joke...hehe
pls don't misunderstand.
this is just a funny self portrait...

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solong
I am a silly woman with low IQ.
The problem is that I can not read compass at all, so it was useless for me to have it.
Now, where is that old place I have to go back to?
waterfallriver
laugh laugh

It's just a crazy joke.
IMO, a balance mind is more important than high IQ....so sometimes low IQ person are happier than those high IQ person...just like me...I have low IQ but I am happy...

grin grin
waterfallriver
hi solong, you see the low IQ lady in the poem is from an ancient country...such as China etc...I don't think you are from China...so you must not have low IQpeace
boyshchrm6
Thanks Waterfallriver.
I am low fon not low IQ.
Entertaining!angel thumbs up applause
hedistuff
there's no place like home
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