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A Mans Battle With Balding-Donut Hair

MAN VS. DONUT HAIR - MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

musicianfriend

TO BE BALD..OR TO HAVE DONUT HAIR...THAT IS THE QUESTION!!




Twas the night before Christmas

When all through the house..

Not a creature was stirring..

Not even my spouse..


The Stockings were hung

by the chimney with care..

In hopes that St Nicholas

would bring him some hair..


His head it was balding

Hair fell in his lap..

We look at each other ..

And started to laugh..


But what to my wondering eyes

should appear

but one little follicle

inside of his ear


That little ole driver

grew steady and quick

The next thing you knew..

I gave it a lick


My husband was moved

he called me by name..

and after that nite

we were never the same..



From the top of his head

To his skinny ole chin..

hes shaved them away

then grew them again...


They looked like ants

before the clippers did fly...

those sweet little follicles...
.
fell over his thy...


He questioned himself

did he do the right thing..

so he grew them all back...

He looked like a King...



He looked like a mountainman

all fury like Fred

except for that donut

on top of his head...


(donut...the ring of hair around the head when the top at the back has fell out..)


He tired to cover it...

did all that he could...

he painted he colored..

but did him no good




He remembered a man..

all shaven and keen.....

That handsome young man...

They called Mr Clean..


He used ingenuity...

He used common sense..

He shaved it all off...

what a handsome gent...



My husband is happy....

No outings to dread

The donuts all gone..

from top of his head..



The moral to this story...

Is simple and true...

Shave off your hair..

and save on shampoo


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR....

LAUGHTER DOETH GOOD.....LIKE A MERRY MEDICINE!
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Posted: Mar 2010

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agoodguy2have
nice poem....sounds familiar ;-)
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