If Superman was...

If Superman was fat,
Who would he be?
Maybe a pizza guy,
Or someone like me.

If Superman was sad,
How can we cheer him up?
Maybe bring a circus clown,
Or Morgan special brew tea in a cup.

If Superman was mad,
Who can save us from him?
Can we bring in Danny Davito,
Or me in my kryptonite spandex.

If Superman was a dad,
Won't have time to save the world,
With changing diapers and feeding,
Super babies in his pyjamas.
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Posted: Jul 2016

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Comments (19)

cafetwo2010
You 'Are,' Superman my friend! Need I
say more? grin
Cafe
morgen90210
And you Cafe must be the Dark Knight himself ! ....lols
rapturecapture
Hi Morgen

If superman was real he would be in my bedrolling on the floor laughing crying laughdetective laugh

Enjoyed reading the madness of reality in If Superman was..hug
godsprincessonline today!
Uh oh - Cafe's out for blood because no man messes with his Martina! That's really all he's worried about - not the rest of us maidens! sad flower Superman is too busy saving the world to mess around with us girls! sigh

Kathy teddybear

P.S. You could try Cafe's special tea out of his machine in the woods! coffee
WILDANDREADY
GOOD WRITE MORGEN BUT PLEASE DON"T GIVE AWAY MY TRUE IDENTITY!dancing SUPER TRAVISdancing
weemick1960
Hi little Bro, the Dark Man seems to have returned to the world of super heroes. I always had a sneeky suspicion that supe would much rather be Clark Kent. Kryptonite spandex, tell us more Morgen. Enjoyed the write little Bro. Good seeing you again. Have a good day....Mike.
Nuwahri61
Cool write Morgen good to see you haven't lost your super touch ..........up up and away dude there is no limit for you........Regards Nu:cheers
niah9
enjoyed the humour Morgen.......and the thought pattern....very entertaining.....Kathygrin
morgen90210
thank you Kathy for dropping by ... sad flower
morgen90210
right Super Travis your secret safe with me hug
morgen90210
your hunch was spot on big brother Mike !beer
morgen90210
Yes that's true Nu ...just like you cheers
morgen90210
thank you Kathy (Noah9)grin
morgen90210
If I was Superman
I'll definitely want to be in bed
with you Martina smitten
WILDANDREADY
MORGEN; YOU ARE SO RIGHT! SHE IS TERRIFIC!dancing SUPER TRAVIS!
morgen90210
Super Travis thanks for agreeing she is handshake
cafetwo2010
This could spell war.
grin professor grin
Cafe
..as the knight mounts his stallion.
rapturecapture
Hi Morgen blushing angel laugh hug bouquet
morgen90210
Hi Martina smitten heart beating heart wings
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