Hi Pearl WHERE'S THE RENT? You don't have to raise your voice YOU PAY NOW! I can give you half YOU PAY NOW, B@#$&! Hey, don't talk to me like that, ok I'M TIRED OF THIS CRAP! Hey, I thought I was clear in my email that I need a couple weeks I WORK TOO HARD Can I just get two more weeks I WANT MY MONEY You need to relax YOU'RE AN A@@#$%& I WANT MY MONEY B@#$&! Don't call me b@#$&, I'm a grown man! B@#$& B@#$& B@#$& You're mean Don't make fun of me crying YOU'LL BE EVICTED I'm not doing so well Pearl I PUT YOU ON THE STREETS Pearl, I'm gonna pay you. I'm working three jobs right now I'm working nights. I'm driving a cab I'm inside right now with my buddy going over my resume I'M GONNA SMACK YOU Ok, you know what, you need to relax I WANT MY MONEY!! Why do you need your money so fast, come on I NEED TO GET MY DRINK ON You scare me. You're an alcoholic CAN I HAVE FOUR BEERS? Seriously, you're an alcoholic. Yeah, you're drunk, I knew it You're already drunk I'M JUST BUZZED Look, you're in no condition to deal with this right now I'M TAKING MY BEER Just take your beer and get out of here ok Yeah, we'll talk tomarrow This isn't over COME MOMMY
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Posted: Sep 2016
About this poem:
This is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.