Rent

Hi Pearl
WHERE'S THE RENT?
You don't have to raise your voice
YOU PAY NOW!
I can give you half
YOU PAY NOW, B@#$&!
Hey, don't talk to me like that, ok
I'M TIRED OF THIS CRAP!
Hey, I thought I was clear in my email that I need a couple weeks
I WORK TOO HARD
Can I just get two more weeks
I WANT MY MONEY
You need to relax
YOU'RE AN A@@#$%&
I WANT MY MONEY B@#$&!
Don't call me b@#$&, I'm a grown man!
B@#$& B@#$& B@#$&
You're mean
Don't make fun of me crying
YOU'LL BE EVICTED
I'm not doing so well Pearl
I PUT YOU ON THE STREETS
Pearl, I'm gonna pay you. I'm working three jobs right now
I'm working nights. I'm driving a cab
I'm inside right now with my buddy going over my resume
I'M GONNA SMACK YOU
Ok, you know what, you need to relax
I WANT MY MONEY!!
Why do you need your money so fast, come on
I NEED TO GET MY DRINK ON
You scare me. You're an alcoholic
CAN I HAVE FOUR BEERS?
Seriously, you're an alcoholic. Yeah, you're drunk, I knew it
You're already drunk
I'M JUST BUZZED
Look, you're in no condition to deal with this right now
I'M TAKING MY BEER
Just take your beer and get out of here ok
Yeah, we'll talk tomarrow
This isn't over
COME MOMMY
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Posted: Sep 2016
About this poem:
This is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.

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