Honest Donald

I got into this thing because I'm a blowhard
I like to hear the sound of my own voice
I never intended to win
That's why I said all the outrageous things I did
I made fun of the handicapped
I made fun of women's looks
Am I fun to watch?
You bet I am!
I'm a really good candidate
But I would be a lousy president
Frankly I would hate the job
Don't even get me started on the pay
I made over 700 million dollars just last year
And they want me to take a pay cut to 400,000?
Would I be better than Hillary?
Don't really care to be quite honest
I did give her a lot of money in the past
Because I am one of the many puppet master billionaires
Wanting more for myself and much less for everyone else
I got out of paying over a billion in taxes
And I own casinos
That pretty much sums it up how I really feel about people
People should be treated like cattle
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Posted: Nov 2016
About this poem:
Just having some fun with the election. Only four days left of this entertainment.

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