I got into this thing because I'm a blowhard I like to hear the sound of my own voice I never intended to win That's why I said all the outrageous things I did I made fun of the handicapped I made fun of women's looks Am I fun to watch? You bet I am! I'm a really good candidate But I would be a lousy president Frankly I would hate the job Don't even get me started on the pay I made over 700 million dollars just last year And they want me to take a pay cut to 400,000? Would I be better than Hillary? Don't really care to be quite honest I did give her a lot of money in the past Because I am one of the many puppet master billionaires Wanting more for myself and much less for everyone else I got out of paying over a billion in taxes And I own casinos That pretty much sums it up how I really feel about people People should be treated like cattle
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Posted: Nov 2016
About this poem:
Just having some fun with the election. Only four days left of this entertainment.