bY My nAMe Of m y P rofIle%..(?) Lol.

Hi..

and to say it Again..Hello!
I knew you would see this
and I came here and saw
that, Yes,!# You are
HERE!
I am 170 cm in my body
Length if somebody
made me stand
against a wall.@/
To add to this i Am
208,137,000 seconds
Old
My anatomical neurology
number is 43.6
I ask mY doctor WHat
that meant and he
t old me to go
To hell
I thanked him and sEnt
his grandmother a
christmas card..@
Last Thursday I was
struck by lightNing
And three hours later
I c o u l d speak
In Portuguese
YOU need to know these
things about me if we
are going to Go to
tHe store and EAt
The hamburger
To gether..
I like to laugh A Lot.
I would laugh in your
Mothers face BUT she
w ould beat me like
A Dog!
My country was destroyed
bY a swarm of flys and
and I hid under a
Dead Cow
I must now write you
tO see if you're good
EnoUgh to pass a
m edical history test
to give me the birth
O f my children
We and our children
Can jump in the sunshine
as long as the FBI
doesn't want to shoot
you in your privates
Meet me at the airport
and kiss me three
Times
I will bake you something
i can fry in a
bucket..
thank you cause you
are HAndsome when
I looked at your
pRofile and I knew that
yOu would not Put
mE down and make me
cry when i read about
it in the newspaper..#
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Nov 2016
About this poem:
Scam Master! Lol.

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Comments (2)

cafetwo2010
Kathy..
Thank you dear. I get some 15 thirty year olds thinking
I'm going to jump at the chance of meeting them.
Pleaseeeeeee! Lol. It's tons of fun. grin
kiss
cafetwo2010
Oldies.
Lol
Cafe
rolling on the floor laughing
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