Don't eat me! Eat something else How about some tasty venison You are going deer hunting today They cause a lot of car accidents How many turkeys have caused injury? None that I know of! We want to be free We don't want to be stuffed This Thanksgiving tradition needs to stop There's plenty to eat without me anyways Mashed potatoes and gravy Stuffing Pumpkin Pie Cranberry Sauce Green bean casserole And sweet potatoes Give turkeys a break and have a happy Thanksgiving!
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Posted: Nov 2016
About this poem:
Celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday by deboning a turkey today. It is the only time I buy a real turkey. The rest of the year I just buy it in a package already formed into thin slices.
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