THE CAT DID NOT SIT ON THE MAT,

INFACT THE MAT THE FAT CAT SAT ON

WAS INFACT A RAT AS FLAT AS A TACK.

“OHHH”, SPAT THE FAT CAT TO A BAT WHO WAS HANGING ON A RACK,

“WHAT’S THAT, WHAT’S THAT” SHREIKED THE BAT TO THE FAT CAT,

“THE MAT …. THE MAT” SPAT THE CAT

“IT’S A DEAD RAT, A FLAT FAT RAT AT THAT”.

SPAT…. SPAT…. THE CAT.

“IS THAT A FACT, IMAGINE THAT” SAID THE BAT

TO THE FAT CAT AS HE LEFT HIS RACK TO INSPECT THE MAT MADE OUT OF RAT.

PAT PAT DID THE BAT TO THE MAT MADE OUT OF RAT, A BIG FAT RAT AT THAT.

THEN FLEW BACK TO HIS RACK,

HAVING A CACK , AT THE CAT WHO WAS STILL HAVING A HEART

ATTACK OVER THE FAT MAT MADE OUT OF RAT

SPAT …. SPAT …. WENT THE CAT

CACK …. CACK …. WENT THE BAT.