A Funny Story in Song...

This all happened on "The Night Chicago Died" and even a "Photograph" of "Sister Christian" as a Centerfold" drinking "Red Red Wine" was not enough to stop the "Wild World".

The “Boys of Summer” will just “Keep on Smiling” as they eat "Rock Lobster" and drink "Two Pina Coladas" each with their “Friends in Low Places” while trying to get rid of "That Smell". "Jumpin' Jack Flash" also rang "Hell's Bells" with a "Black Magic Woman" on “Ladies Night”. "Brother Louie" was "Waiting For a Girl Like You", "Mandy". Now "People Get Ready" to "Rock The Casbah".

“Brandy” was a fine girl who was happy to hear “The Boys Are Back in Town”, but only “One Tin Soldier” rode in on a “Horse With No Name”. Meanwhile, “Bad Bad Leroy Brown” told "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" to “Go on Take the Money and Run”, but “Don’t Take The Girl” to the "Midnight Special".

Now you would think a “Home By The Sea” would be enough for an “Island Girl” who fell in love with a “Jukebox Hero”. But “No No” she went to the “Neon Moon” and met a guy who was “Bad to the Bone”. She whispered, “All I Want to Do is Make Love To You” as we spend our “Nights in White Satin”. He said, "Gimme all your lovin'" cause I've got "Two Tickets to Paradise." Now don't "Bang Your Head" cause this may sound like the “Pina Colada Song”. “Believe” me it's just a "Love Story".

Elsewhere while “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay”, “Ahab the Arab” said “I Shot the Sheriff”, but I “Don’t Mess Around With Jim”. "Big John" told him to "Get Together" with "Layla" before he became a "Solitary Man". He took his advice and asked her “Do you think I’m Sexy”? “She Said” “You Better You Bet” and they grabbed a "Jet Airliner" to "Rio."


Now with that being said, I’m taking a "Magic Carpet Ride" to catch the “Midnight Train to Georgia” with the “Band On The Run.” LOLOLOLOL “I Swear” “I’ve Got Too Much Time On My Hands.” “Keep on Rockin’ Me Baby”!!

~ANONI~
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Posted: Nov 2017
About this poem:
Song/Artist in case you don’t know or forgot…
The Night Chicago Died/Paper Lace; Photograph/Def Leppard; Sister Christian/Night Ranger; Centerfold/J. Geils; Red Red Wine/UB40; Wild World/Cat Stevens; Boys of Summer/Don Henley; Keep on Smiling/Wet Willie; Rock Lobster/B52s; Two Pina Coladas/Garth Brooks; Friends in Low Places/Garth Brooks; That Smell/Lynyrd Skynyrd; Jumpin' Jack Flash/Rolling Stones; Hell's Bells/ACDC; Black Magic Woman/Santana or Mac; Ladies Night/K&G; Brother Louie/Stories; Waiting For A Girl Like You/Foreigner; Mandy/Manilow; People Get Ready/Rod Stewart; Rock The Casbah/The Clash; Brandy/Looking Glass; The Boys Are Back in Town/Thin Lizzy; One Tin Soldier/Joan Baez; Horse With No Name/America; Bad Bad Leroy Brown/Jim Croce; Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/Beatles; Go on Take the Money and Run/Steve Miller Band; Don’t Take The Girl/Tim McGraw; Midnight Special/Creedence; Home By The Sea/Phil Collins; Island Girl/Elton John; Jukebox Hero/Foreigner; No No/Ringo Starr; Neon Moon/Brooks and Dunn; Bad to the Bone/ZZ Top; All I Want to Do is Make Love To You/Heart; Nights in White Satin/Moody Blues; Gimme all your lovin'/ZZ Top; Two Tickets to Paradise/Eddie Money; Bang Your Head/Quiet Riot; Pina Colada Song/Jimmy Buffet; Believe/Cher; Love Story/Katharine McPhee; Sitting on the Dock of the Bay/Otis Redding; Ahab the Arab/Ray Stevens; I Shot the Sheriff/Eric Clapton; Don’t Mess Around With Jim/Jim Croce; Big John/Johnny Cash; Get Together/Youngbloods; Layla/Eric Clapton; Solitary Man/Neil Diamond; Do you think I’m Sexy/Rod Stewart; You Better You Bet/The Who; Jet Airliner/Steve Miller; Rio/ Duran Duran; Magic Carpet Ride/Crystal Method; Midnight Train to Georgia/Gladys Knight; Band On The Run/Paul McCartney and Wings; I Swear/John Michael Montgomery; I’ve Got Too Much Time On My Hands/Styx; Keep on Rockin’ Me Baby/Steve Miller Band

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