by OceanzestHamilton, Waikato, New Zealand
Dec 2017 442 Views 1 comments
Doctor humour
I was in at the Doctors and I say:
“….and Doc, I’m smoking 60 - 80 a day and
after I go cycle training I feel like crap.”
He reaches into his desk, pulls out some cigarettes,
offers me one and we lean back and gaze at the ceiling.
Then he says: “Look son, I’m just going to come right out and say it,
if you want to be an athlete you need to get a better bike.”
“….and Doc, I’m smoking 60 - 80 a day and
after I go cycle training I feel like crap.”
He reaches into his desk, pulls out some cigarettes,
offers me one and we lean back and gaze at the ceiling.
Then he says: “Look son, I’m just going to come right out and say it,
if you want to be an athlete you need to get a better bike.”
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Posted: Dec 2017
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