Wow! Santa's eating children I saw Santa eating children Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw Santa whipping children With the birch branches so snowy white Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Santa eating children last night I did! I really did see Santa eating children and I'm gonna tell my Dad Well much to my suprise I couldn't believe my eyes It wasn't Santa after all but Krampus in disguise But I saw Santa eating children underneath the mistletoe last night Oh, what a laugh it would have been If I had really seen Santa eating children last night
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Posted: Dec 2017
About this poem:
Krampus is Christmas figure from German folklore that comes to whip bad children and eat really bad children. He takes the really bad ones and puts them in the basket he wears on his back.