Are your tired of all that living crap? Do you want to meet your maker At a time of your choosing and in a creative way? Well, at Die Your Way Industries we have many ways to kick the bucket! You might like our Wisconsin plan where you get hit by a drunk driver Or how about our California plan where your get hit by a driver texting Perhaps you'd like our St. Louis plan where you get shot by a cop And our Chicago plan where you get hit by a stray bullet Let's not forget about our international options Getting ripped apart by cape hunting dogs in Australia Punched out in a bar brawl in Ireland Getting hacked to death by machetes in our many locations in Africa Drowning in a monsoon in India Or being eating alive by a great white shark off the coast of Easter Island Of course there are many options we can provide right in your own neighborhood Making toast while taking a bath Slipping on soap in the shower and not being able to get help for days on end Mowing the grass on a wet hill with a riding lawn mower Driving a motorcycle in heavy traffic Crossing the street without looking both ways Snitching on drug dealers Getting just about any operation in the good ol USA And I'm sure you have some creative ways of your own we haven't thought of Whatever, It's your life You should decide how you end it! That's Die Your Way Industries Located right across from McDonald's and right next to Planned Parenthood
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Posted: Apr 2018
About this poem:
Just having some fun with the subject of assisted suicide which I believe is legal in Oregon.
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