I'll put a 50 on Gazebo to win,
She's a sure bet, its not a sin,
At 100 to 1 I know where
she's been,
I really can't lose, gimme the
phone till I book a world cruise,
I'll sit over there, smoke my cigar,
call me to collect, I wont be far,
ok honey is the race run?, what?
its over, no one won?, jeez,, that
was no fun,
so no money?, lost it? honey?
so I can forget the yankee?,,,
look,, just give me a hanky, and
I'll be on my way,
oh and cancel the cruise,


I cant fu###ng pay!