I don't know a thing about peanut butter
Don't spread that around
Don't know why you make my heart flutter
Oh darling don't spread that around

The reason I have never kissed you
It would only cause me to miss you
Oh I hope this doesn't make you frown
I just might love you but please don't spread that around

It's been a long while since we've been together
And now that winter time is the weather
Heart shape snowflakes are falling on the ground
But darling I beg you don't spread that around

Don't know what santa might bring you
Hopefully an old memory of me will do
I got lucky at karaoke when you adjusted the sound
But darling please don't spread that around