A man takes fake eggs made of plastic and puts them on cars in the hood A man take the toilet paper out of on bathroom stall and waits with Nutella Wiping the Nuttella on hand thinking he's getting toiliet paper Leaving bike for people to steal with hidden rope attached Causing the rider to face plant on the ground Waiting for man to leave their truck running while they run inside store When they come out a man is inside with the car doors locked saying He is going to steal the truck Man throwing water onto people's cars in gas can making the people think Their car is about to be torched Man pouring water on himself out of gas can threatening to torch himself Man feeding seagulls and then dumping the fries onto people causing The gulls to engulf them Man calling the florist to deliver flowers, when he arrives he sees a banner saying F@#$ OFF! Handing out free black umbrellas with rude words on top in white letters Ruining good fishing by running speed boat creating massive waves Farting in a library Planting purse for people to steal, when they open it smelly crap explodes out Using dummy kid to make mom think son has fallen 15 feet to his death Porch pirate gets a glitter bomb that sprays glitter inside his car with fart spray
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Posted: Mar 2019
About this poem:
I've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite.