The Postman

“Is there anybody there?” said the postman,
knocking on the cat scratched door,
and he peered through a filthy window
and was disgusted by what he saw.

On the kitchen floor he could just make out,
through the grimy, obscured pane,
signs that a large dog lived there that could not
be arsed to go out in the rain.

He thumped the door again, a second time;
“is there anybody in?” he said,
and over an upstairs leaf fringed sill
appeared a recently awoken head.

A red, bloated face framed by greasy hair
stared down with dull, yellowed eyes
into those of the startled postman’s,
which stared back in surprise.

“I have brought you a parcel,” said the postman,
as he stood there, stared upon,
I know not what is in the package,
but it comes from Amazon.

Presently the door was opened wide
by a man, sweaty and unclean,
pyjama slit wide open showing things
the postman wished he had not seen.

And the air that escaped from that foul house
was not meant to be breathed by man
and the sight of the squalor that dwelt inside
made a pigsty look spick and span.

“Where is my parcel”, said a toothless mouth
beneath a nose exuding snot.
“it’s here”, said the postman, thrusting it forth,
then turning, off he shot.

Later, the postman passed a homeless man
begging, downcast on the street.
He stopped and reached in his bag and pulled out
a sandwich he could no longer eat.

barf
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Posted: Jun 2019
About this poem:
I have quite heavily borrowed from another poem for the style of this one, although not quite so much in content. I am not a postman but I have been in situations that allow me to identify with this one.

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EXRED
Brilliant poem Harbal thumbs up
godsprincessonline today!
I worked for the Dept. of Social Services for 20 years and worked in the Income Maintenance Dept. (workers who dealt with the welfare clients' money). I use to have to make home visits and believe me - you DO NOT SIT DOWN IN THE HOUSES! You put perfume or something on your nose before diving into the door.

Very descriptive and unfortunately too descriptive smells at time in this poem! rolling on the floor laughing Brings back memories I would like to forget. Thanks a lot Harbal! uh oh hole sick

Kathy bouquet
Harbal
Thanks, EX, I hoped you would like it. hug
Harbal
My job requires me to go into people's houses sometimes, Kathy, and I have experienced all the elements in the above scenario; although, thankfully, never all at once. uh oh

wine
yaspark
Poor postman, giving away his sandwich is a reasonably small price to pay, hope he quits
his job before starving to death.
Maybe we all should get inspired by The
Listener?
daniela777
Very good and funny Herbie! laugh


Luckily for me the postman doesn't have to come into the house...he stays at the gate if he has any parcel.
Even if he could...the dog wouldn't let him in anyway.grin
Harbal
Yes, yaspark, when the mail drops though our letter box we never give a thought to what the postman might have been through before he got to us.
Harbal
I think this postman will stay at the gate next time, daniela.
madtat29
Seems like the show "Hoarders"...I can only imagine...Man killer write conversing
Yankee4youonline today!
I had to laugh at this one. That's what I do for a living. This reminds of one customer in particular locally myself and my fellow letter carriers refer to as Captain Underpants!! I'll let you guess where that name comes from.....hahah I really enjoy your poem. Thanks!
GingerGee
Loved your descriptions.love
Harbal
I haven't seen the Hoarders show, madtat, so I can't really comment.
Harbal
I imagine you are glad that a postman's job stops at the threshold of the door, Yankee.
Harbal
I wouldn't have described them as lovable, Ginger, but thank you. wine
salamuna
I love your style Harbal. Always enjoy reding your poems. but the topic is sad for me. I realise it should be funny, but due to my job i know such houses...there live a really unhappy people. Anyway you managed to make a sad story not so sad. Lilly laugh applause
daniela777
I wish I had a postman like Kevin Costner coming on a horse to deliver the mail.
love
Harbal
I love that you love my poems, salamuna. hug
Harbal
Stop fantasising, daniela, and just be content with an ordinary postman, like the rest of us have to be, roll eyes


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