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Fantasy Nightmare!

I have a fantasy she said to me, I want it
fufilled, please make it be, do it right now
I'm in the mood, its harmless and fun, not
very rude, ok darling tell it to me now, I'll
organise it someway somehow.......

You want me to be Batman and ravish you
there, spreadeagled on that sitting room
chair?, arrive in the car and screech to a
halt, run into the room, won't be your fault?

And thats the story if you've followed this
far, wish I''d stayed out, I was happy in
that bar,, oh, but I came home, like the
fool that I was, I'm here explaining my
predictement, the cause,

So that it, how this farce began, looking
back now, twas not a good plan,
you see, I raced in the room, caught
my cape in the door, damm near strangled
me, turned me up, landed on the floor,
speechless, choking not able to breath,
emergency help, I really did need,
and she's over there, with a wide eyed
stare, stuck on the chair, spreadeagled
too far, we were helpless till you arrived
in your car,, so, will you hurry up, I appeal
to you, untangle my cape,, I'm turning
blue, here's a reward, ticket to the ritz,
call the paradmedic, she's doing the
splitz,, ,,,,,,


Thanks a lot man, you got me outta
this hole, I won't in future play no
fantasy role, for twas a disaster with
both of us stuck, f*ck her and her
fantasies,, she's outta luck!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Apr 2010
About this poem:
No, in case you're wondering, it didn'nt really happen,,but it could, couldn't it?

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Comments (4)

trurorobonline today!
Geronimo comes to mind!!, funny!
rob
caroljoyce
Possibly. He is just upset because he had to evacuate his cave. The velocity of his creative thought process caused sparks to fly off into the air. He lit a cigarette and it all ignited causing an explosion and this set his cave on fire.He managed to extinguish it using the foam from several guiness cans but it left a terrible mess and Kathy went of with Linton.
agoodguy2have
are you saying the winged thinged fall flat? Could happen...wonder if Robin got a raise outta the event?
jazzy75
LOL....love your humor!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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