The Teacher Learneth!

Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy,
be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it
sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet
a 100 bucks, stick it out come
what may, you'll be a better man after that day,
complain and show distain, be hyper, wish for
rain, sleep late, start a row, create,
curse and swear, show no care, don't take a
shower, cut off the power, drink till your drunk,
smell like a skunk, don't pay the bills, look for
cheap thrills, kick the door and spit on the floor,
dont give to charity, show dullness not clarity,
ignore the poor, set a lure, steal a car, sleep
in a bar, eat till you're sick, carry a stick......
now off you go, I'll be near,,,call collect, and
come meet me here................................
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so, ....now you're done,.... was it fun?,,,


What you mean stick em up?
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Posted: May 2010

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Comments (4)

agoodguy2have
OMG! you had me on the ending...I've been had!
hedistuff
that's some imagination...thanks
caroljoyce
What is wrong with it? It sounds like a perfectly normal day to me, I am always like this. You should not keep smoking that stuff though.
Earlgreytea
Refreshing humor..., thanks, we need it...
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